Your chart
Twenty minutes, and you leave with your chart explained plainly. Nothing to buy afterwards.
€0
Book a free call ↗Your Human Design chart, read by someone with a background in psychology.
Then the half nobody sells you: what you keep handing to other people.
I am Vlada. I read charts, and I sit with people while they look at the part they have been walking around.
Twenty minutes, and you leave with your chart explained plainly. Nothing to buy afterwards.
€0
Book a free call ↗You bring a single thing you keep circling. We take it apart properly. No chart, no scope creep, one question done well.
€80
Ask for a slot ↗The whole thing. Your chart, then your shadow, with a recording and a week afterwards to write.
€250
Book and pay ↗ or talk to me firstHow you are built. How you decide when nobody is watching. Where your energy actually goes, as opposed to where you keep putting it.
The trait you cannot stand in other people. The thing you have quietly made someone else responsible for. This is the half you came for, whether or not you know it yet.
You have explained it beautifully to everyone. It still has not moved.
You know the words. You have rehearsed them. Something else is in the way.
Out of proportion to what they did. That gap is the whole appointment.
Not because it is hard. Because deciding would settle something you would rather leave open.
None of these were requested, and none of them are client reviews. They were written to me privately, by people who had no reason to say anything at all. I keep them because the same few words keep coming back. The words are unedited; first names have been changed for privacy.
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from a private journal, 2022
Sorry but at this point I’ll just steal all of your stories. You’re the only person I steal stories from, by the way.
written to me privately
How you are built. How you decide when nobody is watching. Where your energy actually goes, as opposed to where you keep putting it.
The trait you cannot stand in other people. The thing you have quietly made someone else responsible for. This is the half you came for, whether or not you know it yet.
A background in psychology, Human Design certified at the second level, a master’s ahead of me.
Two lenses most people would never put in the same room. The chart moves fast. The psychology keeps it honest once we reach the part you were hoping to skip.
If you want to be fixed, or told you were right all along, you will find this irritating.
If someone else booked it for you, it will not work.
A few at a time. The scarcity is not a tactic, it is how many people I can properly think about.
I would rather take on less and do it properly. Radical, apparently.
Discretion is the service, not a promise attached to it.
This is not therapy and I am not a psychologist. It is not the place for an open trauma, an eating disorder, an addiction, or a stretch where you are not safe. Those need someone qualified to treat them, and sending you there quickly is part of doing this job properly rather than a way of getting rid of you.
It is also not for you if you want a diagnosis, a label to settle into, or somebody to confirm what you have already decided. The chart describes how you are built. It does not hand you an excuse.
What it is for: you are functioning, you are tired of circling the same thing, and you want someone who asks the uncomfortable question kindly, in your own language.
The four practices stay free, here, always. Start there →
This is reflective work, not psychotherapy, and it does not replace clinical care. If you are in crisis or not safe, contact a licensed professional or emergency service where you live.